Sarah Jane (as "Barbie") is a redheaded stunner from years gone by, who proves they just don't make them as fuckable as they used to
"Corrine" (Jade)'s second go-round at Chateau Cooper - and her killer bod is just as desperate to have its twat full of whatever she can find to do the job. Not Uncle Fiona's floppy little cocktail frank, then...
Randy redhead Kloe has another lap of Pooh Bear's cave, and shows us the hunny pot she'll never let him get his grubby paws on
Donna (as "_Dion"_) practices her Rainbow Game technique round at Uncle Fiona'_s, who is so shocked "_she"_ drops the spy camera "_she"_ was installing
Hayley (as "_Janelle"_) gets the obvious made-up-on-the-spot fake name treatment from Uncle Fiona - but she'_d still fit on your dick the same. Here she proves it
Nicola (as "_Chloe"_) still wants you deep in her tight wet pussy. Go on, she'_s such a nice sweet girl - it'_d be rude not to, really, now wouldn'_t it
Tara did a lot of stuff at Uncle Fiona'_s as "_Ingrid"_ - though she had the sense to never go further than she did
Lea Martini makes the golden hat-trick - three visits to Uncle Fiona'_s and "_she"_ gets "_her"_ filthy mitts nowhere near "_Paige"_'_s killer bod. Cookie Monster is as amazed as you are
Pornstar escort Jennifer wants something to fill her snatch. If only there was something better for that than a lump of buzzing plastic, eh
Uncle Fiona'_s scraping the bottom of the fake name barrel now - according to "_her"_, apparently this sweet young lady is called Esme (I think her real name is Helen)
"_Ysabelle"_ (Myla) is randy as fuck. And she wants to as well - to the point where she'_d even do Uncle Fiona
Third time'_s the charm for "_Becky"_ (Amanda) as she gets her hands on something long and hard - or as close as she'_ll get at Uncle Fiona'_s
Karen's back for more battery-powered cock. Waste of a fine looking pussy if you ask me - deserves to be plugged with the real thing
Jasmine Jae gets a nice surprise when there'_s someone to screw in Halifax, and it'_s not Uncle Fiona
Shakina'_s feeling playful this Christmas - good thing there'_s plenty of toys to go round. And up. And down. And in and out...
Thoroughly put out by not being able to find any decent cock in Halifax, blonde flamper Katie Lee takes revenge by pissing all over Uncle Fiona's front room carpet
Katie went back to Uncle Fiona's two more times after this. How he got hold of a Neuralyser, I have no idea.
Blonde sensation Lea Martini (as "_Paige"_) lives up to her name - a long tall drink that goes down easy
"_Becky"_ (Amanda) can'_t find the toy cupboard at Uncle Fiona'_s, so she'_s borrowed something blue
Uncle Fiona fails to get "_her"_ perverted hands on pornstar escort Jennifer - in comes the plastic dong squad to save the day
It'_s Liza-Marie'_s turn with the candle, so Amanda (as "_Becky"_) has to make do with going digital
"_Lucia"_ (Liza-Marie) is lured back to Uncle Fiona'_s by the thought of more blue wax up her snatch. A stunner like this not getting enough cock inside her is a heartbreaking concept
"_Emmanuelle"_ (Rita) wants to show you how much she likes things up her cunt
Leonora (as "_Cirstin"_) is no stranger to a thorough dicking, so what the hell she'_s doing getting her kit off at Uncle Fiona'_s I have no clue
Another trip for Laura to see senile old Uncle Fiona, who still calls her "_Laurel"_ and wants to jizz on her tits after she'_s squished "_her"_ spongy cock up her twat
Luna (as "Cora") brings a touch of retro to the bedroom, as her clothes succumb to the intense gravity of the Halifax Black Hole
"_Celia"_ (Kelly) brings that lethal body of hers back for more rubber up her lovely moist fanny
"_Jessica"_ (Davina? Helen?) is a tiny Mackem lass who just can'_t leave her pussy alone - many would have the same problem
Horny Dutch cougar Danielle (as "Tassie") ish back for her third shtint at Uncle Fiona'sh - been a while, but I'd still fuck her 'til her brain was swimming in my jizz
"_Maddy"_ (Grace to the rest of us) comes to see Uncle Fiona for the first time, and lets us see her cum
Stacey Owen'_s chest furniture is the stuff of legend in the UK - here'_s why
Shalina, Part the Second - that dusky musky hole is calling to me, and I must fap like I was fucking her brains out
Katie Lee (as "_Sara"_) is horny as absolute fuck - which is exactly what she wants to do. She even lets Uncle Fiona stick "_her"_ floppy oar in
Here's "Verity" (Tina)'s turn at Uncle Fiona's - big blonde hair, big tits, and a body that looks like she could fuck for her country
Hunter uses the cock of her friend's husband to make himself a Spaniard
Lucia (Lisa-Marie) and Cora (Luna) get'em out for Uncle Fiona - and the world's creepiest director then gets them to gyrate all over "her"
Fiona'_s casting fuck
Hhhello! Ish crazhy! Delicious Dutch honey Danielle (as "Tassie") puts it all on show for you again, including some nice hard plastic up her welcoming twat
Sexy New Cummer Jade'_s First Video
"_Amy-Jane"_ (aka Sophie Keagan) needs some cock, but there'_s only Uncle Fiona in the house with her. "_Her"_ soggy fish finger it is, then...